In honor of this most special day, Douglas and I are indulging in some pizza while simmering in Ms. Nola’s farts. Seriously, she be gassy tonight. And she’s pooping out pieces of carrots.
And now the bridal shop scene from Bridesmaids is on USA. I think that’s all that needs to be said about this holiday. Shitting in the street! Merry Fartsmastines Day!
P.S. I LOVE MY HUSBAND MUCHO MUCH-O!
P.P.S. Fellas, you can find this lovely pair of underwear from Asos.