Yesterday I received a mystery package from Amazon, which turned out NOT to be a mystery at all because, well, technically I did order it. It’s just that I was kinda-sorta sleeping when I did so. I mean, it was more of a pre-sleep– it’s not like I was sleepwalking or anything– I just don’t remember actively pushing the “buy” button.
After it arrived I asked Douglas to open it, which turned out to be a big mistake because what was inside was a little bit embarrassing. I will, however, defend my undecision to purchase it! It’s about freedom! And liberty! Let the eagle soar…
So what was it, you ask (God, you are so noisy)? Well, take a look at this sexy bastard:
Meet the Pastasaurus!! It’s not only functional, but it’s adorable too. It also happens to be widely unnecessary! Thankfully it was only $9, otherwise I might feel guilty (haha).
Okay, so please don’t tell me I’m the only one who does this… right? Have you ever forgotten about something you purchased? Maybe you had a little bit too much drinky drink, and got your shop on? Or perhaps smoked some doobie, ate a pint of ice cream, and bought six pairs of toe socks? Ain’t no shame in our sleep shopping game! Let’s stand up and be proud! We are the League of Sleepy & Stoned Crap Buyers!