Happy Earth Day! Now, stop using globes to make you seem smarter!


1. Vintage World Map Throw Blanket 2. Illuminated Globe Light Design by Wild & Wolf 3. Left at Mars Pillow Cover 4. Earth’s Glow Night Light 5. Cork Globe 6. Fascinations Levitron Globe Ion

Mother Earth is beautiful, gorgeous, awe inspiring, and all that jazz… but I’m not sure how I feel about decorating using her bulbous visage (not this visage). If you’re not a nerdy 12 year old, I’m not sure how you pull off any of the above items. I would suggest that the only acceptable way to incorporate the earth into modern home decor is via a classic globe. But, honestly, I’m not sure! Maybe these items are cute and trendy!? Who am I (a man whose tastes often overlap with that of a teenage girl) to judge?!

So, what do you think? Would you dare light your home with a globe lamp? Or cover your couch in a earthy throw? Have I just offended you because you have a mural of earth on your bathroom ceiling (classy! send me a pic!)?

In any event, recycle, would ya? And stop wasting so much water! No one wants to go to your above ground pool anyway!

Happy Earth Day, Earthlings!

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