A couple of weeks ago, I asked you if I should buy some crap. Well, the results are in and, you people, I swear. I count on you to help me acquire crap, and what do you do? You try to stop me! Never, I say. NEVER!
As a reminder, here’s the crap we were debating:
For the giraffe dish, it was a resounding HELL NO– 62% said so. And for the candy dish? Well, that’s bit more complicated… it was a tie. A tie! I asked you to do one thing! Ties are for little children in the suburbs, not for the rough and tumble world of home decor!! So, in the case of a tie, I’ve decided to defer to the crap. Oh yes, my friends, I purchased the candy dish that looks like a ziplock baggy– you know, the things that you can buy at Target for like 100 for $2.00.
Anyway, here are all the fun things I’ve been doing with the dish:
First, I tried to make it a healthy candy dish. Which was obviously a fail.
FRUIT IS NOT CANDY! IT IS NOT A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT FOR CANDY! DO NOT PUT FRUIT IN MY DESSERT! GET THAT FRUIT OUT MY FACE!
Okay, I’m glad I got that out. Thank you.
Next, I put doggy treats in it. How elegant.
Oh Ms. Nola, I moved the dish! She just likes to double-check. Cover her bases. No crumb left unturned.
And, finally, as God intended, a candy dish. Isn’t a thing of beauty?!
Keep your dirty wings off my candy, Mr. Bird!
Alright, so it’s pretty cute. I definitely don’t regret breaking the tie to buy it. Maybe next time you people will be more helpful? I’m kidding, of course, I love you bitches.