Do I want this crap?

crapOoooh boy, do I have some crap for you this month! And as a bonus, we’re deciding between three wonderful tchotchkes instead of the usual boring two! It’s like a less messy ménage à trois up in here!

First this month, we have the Jurassic Terrarium from Fab.com.

Pro: This DIY kit allows you to create your own Jurassic Park, which is basically a lifelong dream. It comes with everything you need to grow actual plants… like, I think they’re alive or something! FUN! Plus, dinosaurs. Need I say more? (Probably).

Con: I can barely keep myself properly hydrated, how can I be trusted with a Jurassic plant?! Plus, it probably needs special water with mosquito amber juice or something! Furthermore, and more importantly, I’m afraid you people will judge me if I buy this! A bunch of Judge Judys out there! I get enough side-eye from my dog and husband, I don’t need it from you!

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Our second doohickey of the month is this Chihuahua pillow from Fab.com.

Pro: It looks a lot like my dog, Ms. Nola. And she’s pretty adorable, so why not introduce another little dog into our home? What could possibly go wrong? (A tremendous amount).

Con: Its eyes follow you throughout the room– I already have one cheeky chihuahua following me wherever I go, do I really need another one? Also, it’s kind of creepy, right? The only thing more disturbing would be a pillow with my face on it. Can you imagine? “Hi friend entering my home, would you like to sit on my face?” SHUDDER.

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Finally this month, we’ve got the Open Up Hippo Container, available at Dot & Bo.

Pro: I’d never turn my nose up at more storage containers! You know, for all the crap I buy. Also, if you’ve ever seen anything cuter than this hippo, let me know so that I can give you a high five and a frisky hug. SO CUTE I WANNA SCREAM!

Con: I don’t already own it!

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Alright, so don’t hold back, friends! Let me know what you think about this crap. I’m prepared to buy all three of these doodads, but I need your professional opinions– your very special snowflake opinions. You. Are. Special.

Happy voting!

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